I HATE CURSIVE

and I hate all of you!

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard. “Hey Ellen, what’s up?” “I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.” “What’s the question?” “Has my marriage hurt your marriage?” “Um…no.” “Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

shadows-and-starlight:

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Um…no.”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

(Source: the-moosey-mystery-of-sexy-sammy, via thefrogman)